Category Archives: Everything You Don’t Want To Know About Stinkbugs

A listing of multiple humorous and helpful posting about stinkbugs and how to defeat them in the current war against them.

Two Words About Stinkbugs

March 19, 2011 – 3:46 pm

Stinkbug. Toothbrush. © 2011 Lydia Whitney

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Stinkbugs: They Are Breeding…

March 10, 2011 – 5:09 pm

Despite intel reports to the contrary, the stinkbug horde encamped within the walls and crevices of my home IS breeding. I just captured a young scout – and I have seen many before whom I suspected were underage. I fear that they are not being drafted into the enemy army against their will, but are […]

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They Will Dance On Our Graves

March 8, 2011 – 9:42 pm

I saw this Gary Larsen Far Side Classic, and all I could think was that he had it wrong. It will be stinkbugs celebrating instead of roaches. Perhaps they will enslave the roaches to serve them. Regardless, stinkbugs clearly have a plan, and it does not involve our survival. So, we must fight back. I […]

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The Invasion Has Begun

February 16, 2011 – 7:08 pm

We are under attack. The enemy Stinkbug, first dismissed as a mere nuisance, has finally revealed its true intent. World domination. And they are closer than you think. They hide behind and under and within and between. They can emerge through even the smallest crevice. They can freeze and drown and disappear – only to […]

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